On Saturday, Joey Chestnut became the Susan Boyle of eating.
The sport of Major League Eating saw a startling upheaval as the reigning world champion eater, Joey “Jaws” Chestnut, was defeated by former long-time champion Takeru “Tsunami” Kobayashi in the Pizza Hut P’Zones Chow-down Challenge this weekend in Los Angeles. The contest was part [...]
Also posted in Blog, Video | It’s no secret that the Republican Party is struggling. Polls show party membership at a low of 21%, the crazies have scared off the credible, and the leading spokespeople are beauty pageant runner ups. The languishing magazine business is even piling it on, suggesting that morbid fascination in the wane of the GOP [...]
House Minority Leader John Boehner, from the state of Ohio which I know so well, released a video today called “Do You Feel Safe?” to helpfully suggest why we should be scared shitless.
This video is a less subtle version of John Boehner’s video.
With all of the fanfare for President Obama’s popular first 100 days, he is that much more certain to have a bad day, and soon. Here is Obama’s worst day yet per Politico 44’s daily itinerary of “POTUS” (Secret Service-style code for President!):
In the end, torture broke them. They could no longer hold it all back. They now realize that their denial does not add up, and their tormentors become convinced of their guilt.
The Architects of Agony in the name of America are aware that their arrogant era has ended. They’ve been tortured enough by the questions [...]
While I would prefer to not dignify John Ziegler by writing any more about him, I would like to take the opportunity to respond to his grievances against me while addressing more pertinent issues.
I do not feel the need to rebut every sweeping accusation from him, because as I have already detailed, this individual projects [...]
Upon seeing John Ziegler in handcuffs, I was struck by the sheer suaveness of a simpleton who discovered that getting in the face of security with a camera will lead them to apprehend you. It was similar to how he looked on a reality dating show explaining his ideal relationship to a clearly perturbed [...]
The Teabagging movement appears to be a dart board of broad complaints about American government today, insidiously co-opted by the Republican party, FOX News and corporate lobbyists.
It’s like the venerable blog, Hot Chicks with Douchebags, devoted to otherwise attractive females attaching themselves to appalling macho cheese. The mantra of the site is, [...]
This flier was found today posted in the vicinity of the White House.
While the dissonant prose may suggest dictation from Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel, the use of pronouns indicate this may have been issued by the POTUS himself, to tell off that showboat dog Xerxes.
Much has been made of Ayn Rand’s opus of late, Atlas Shrugged, and its relevance to our current economic crisis.
To condense a thousand page novel into a lede: As the U.S. worsens, captains of industry disappear, creating a secret utopian community of their own led by John Galt, waiting to return into society [...]
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