It did not even seem possible: one event in South Jersey that featured death metal, porn stars, and professional wrestling. Even more unfathomable, they let us pose as Stryper, the Christian glam-metal super-group. We figured if the Christianity wasn’t enough to turn off an audience assembled for bands called “Anal Cunt” and “Butchered Whore,” the glam metal would really offend. But nothing incited the crowd as much as when we took over the wrestling ring

Includes a Toolz roadie named Dirty Rockin’ Steve (Hank Flynn) befriending a soccer mom museum guide, Mary Sellman (Rev. Jen), who is looking for her goth daughter. Instead, they up getting dusted and brought to the paramedics.

Starring Rev. Jen Miller, Hank Flynn, A.J. Hoffman, Ennis, Christian Finnegan. Musical guest Osiva and Testament. Special guest star Jasmin St. Clair, celebrated porn queen and one-time gang-bang record holder. (Extra special cameo at the very end by the real life members of Stryper.)